or “Don’t Fly United”
I’ve had this floating around in my head for a while, but have been to busy to commit it to blog. If I don’t do it now, I’ll forget it
I was lucky enough to con my way into attending the InTouch Health “Remote Presence Clinical Inovations Forum.” That sounds fancier that it is - InTouch makes “robots” that we use in our hospitals, and I did a lot of the work getting them connected. They couldn’t find a doctor to go, so I talked them in to paying for me to go out there. (Ain’t I a stinker?)
So we left on a Thursday, and were returning the following Sunday. We were going from Lexington to O’Hare, then LAX and finally Santa Barbara. The flight from Lexington to Chicago was uneventful. We got a a little food in Chicago, and got on the plane.
We boarded the flight to LAX and settled in. While sitting there waiting for the plane to pull back, I swear I saw a baggage hander doing yoga in the empty hold of the plane beside me. It went on for quite a while and I couldn’t figure out what he was doing - by the time I had my phone out to take a picture, he stood up out of a downward dog and walked out. Seriously, one of the coolest and strangest things I’ve seen at the same time.
We were told that there was a maintenance issue with the air conditioner that was being fixed. It was getting pretty damn hot, and we’d probably been sitting there for about 45 minutes. Eventually we were told that we needed extra fuel because there was a “low cloud ceiling” at LAX. After about an hour and a half on the plane, we pulled back from the gate. We rolled around the tarmac a bit, and eventually started heading back towards the gate. Turns out that the co-pilot had was going to hit his maximum in-flight hours if he stayed on the plane, so they were looking for a new crew. Needless to say, this didn’t do much for the mood on our plane full of sweaty people. After a few more moments they told us the flight was canceled. Thank the Baby Jesus that I had just gotten an iPhone. I was able to get on the United website to get their reservations number, and I was already booked on a new flight before I got off the plane.
The unfortunate thing is that the only way to get to Santa Barbara was to go to Orange County, then San Francisco, THEN Santa Barbara (and flying over SB between the OC and Frisco). Los Angeles is one place that I was never interested in visiting, so I wasn’t terribly upset. I was going to breifly see San Francisco, but it meant being in airports from 10am until 1am.
This day of frustration had one really awesome moment (apart from the yoga). Flying into San Francisco was awesome - an amazing view. Taking off from San Francisco at sunset was almost religious. There’s little point in me trying to put it into words. Watching the planes come in on approach, seeing all the boats and the sun setting over the Pacific.. just beautiful. It was the one zen moment in a very stressful day.
I’ll refrain from going into detail about the whole weekend and conference. I’ll just say that it was awesome seeing Jacob, and Santa Barbara is absolutely gorgeous. If you take one thing away from this post: avoid United (unless you want to sit on a hot plane for two hours).
Flickr set: http://www.flickr.com/photos/shamsway/sets/72157606878665216/detail/







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